you know that part in the movie right after the Terrible Betrayal when the morally-compromised love interest steps out from behind the bad guy, looking pale and trapped and deeply ashamed, lips trembling maybe, but holding their head up because WHAT CHOICE DO THEY HAVE, wearing something villainous and fancy, while the bad guy taunts the hero about how SHE NEVER LOVED YOU, SHE WAS ON MY SIDE ALL ALONG??? I am thinking here of Megara in DISNEY’S HERCULES, or Jack in Newsies wearing his fancy new suit, you know the thing. Anyway that’s what I figure this turtleneck is. Morning after tender Bond lovemaking under the full moon, Double Oh Liam wakes up and Zayn Fatale is gone, leaving only a note saying he had something to look into w/r/t defeating nefarious katrillionaire Ben Winston, signed “aha :) x zayn.” Double Oh Liam’s BLOOD RUNS COLD!!!!!!! How could Zayn Fatale go off and do something so dangerous without him??? He RUSHES to Ben Winston’s villainous sugar daddy manor, not caring that his shirt is only halfway buttoned, not even noticing that he left behind the crumb-sized earpiece with which he communicates with Niallypenny oh noooo camera zooms in on it left on the bedside table oh no. Here he is at Ben Winston’s Evil Mansion, charging through the front door, and — there’s Zayn Fatale! Oh thank god. Zayn Fatale is safe. Standing in the middle of Ben Winston’s living room carpet, turning quickly at the sound of his name. Liam can’t help smiling with relief, relaxing his gun arm, etc. “Thank God,” says double oh Liam, “I thought you were in trouble.” SUDDENLY THE HEAVY METALLIC CLICK OF A GUN BEING COCKED RIGHT NEXT TO DOUBLE OH LIAM’S TEMPLE. “Oh, he is,” says malevolent but handsome Ben Winston gently. “But not as much trouble as you are, Mister Payne.” “Zayn,” double oh Liam says, stunned, unable to believe it. ZAYN FATALE JUST SHAKES HIS HEAD. “I’M SORRY,” HE SAYS ALMOST INAUDIBLY. LOOK AT THE PAIN IN THOSE EYES. AGONY. HE NEVER WANTED TO BETRAY YOU, DOUBLE OH LIAM!!!! HE HAD TO PROTECT HIS FAMILY!!!!!!! HE HAD TO WEAR THIS TURTLENECK!!!!!